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jeevesianjeevesgasm:

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scratch-the-maven:

heroes-and-cons:

backseatoftheimpala:

the-madame-hatter:

blanche-devereaux:

iamaromancandle:

This guy blew it.

fucking amateur hour, phil. you’re fucking fired.

What the fuck kind of supervisor are you, Phil? They were running amok. Eating people, opening doors, being clever. Just get the fuck out, Phil.

Fuck you Phil, seriously? They should have fired you since day one, now there’s no one who can fire you because they are dead AND IT’S YOUR FAULT

phil is like the david karp of films

Seriously Phil, raptors in the kitchen.  How can you expect people to make you sandwiches if there are raptors in the kitchen?  Get your shit together, Phil.

Phil. People died because of your shit. Why didn’t you do your job. Now how are you supposed to support your family? Oh wait. You can’t. Because they died in the chaos that you could have prevented. See what you do Phil? You are a bad person. LOLOL THE FUCKING COMMENTS

I MUST REBLOG THESE COMMENTS.

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